"The" Hillbilly--Uncle Curt

See this hat? This hat is not to be confused with a cowboy hat. It is a hillbilly hat.

See this sweet man? He is my dearest Uncle Curt, hillbilly extraordinaire. So now my friends have photographic evidence of the man who is a frequent topic of my chatterings! Now remember, if you ever have the joy of meeting him......never, never call him "dude".